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It was a different time

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alt textScreencap of Sisko and Dax on NCC-1701 in DS9 S05E06 Trials and Tribble-ations. Sisko has a speech bubble with the text "Hey, the first broadcast of an interracial kiss hasn't happened yet. You want to make history?". Dax has a speech bubble saying "You bet! Where's Uhura?"

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Smile! (lemmy.zip)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/8238224

Doc, I think something is wrong with my head, I can't sleep lately

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Bait (i.imgur.com)
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Hello, I work with numerous humans. Navigating their emotionality is quite haphazardous at times, and today I have seemingly transgressed on my colleague "Mike".

I have observed for numerous months that Mike appeared to be attempting a science experiment of sorts. It was a lacto-bacilli fermentation but I was unsure to what end. Mike had repurposed many parts of his meals and placed them into a sealed container to make something called "Kombucha". I am familiar with many fermented human foods, however I was unsure that Mike would achieve a favorable result. When asked why he didn't use the replicator for his "kombucha", he said it's not the same. I am still attempting to understand his logic as it quite literally would be the same.

Nevertheless, I have kept a careful eye on the fermentation, and as it's entered it's third month I noticed signs of bacterial and fungal contamination. Believing the dish to be clearly compromised, I safely discarded of it with the proper biohazard precautions. However, Mike is now irate, saying I ruined his lunch and that he likes it, "chunky but soft". I do not follow his logic. AIBI?

Edit: I see now I was being illogical. I should have thrown away both the "kombucha" and Mike.

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Not my original content.

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Hi, Borg. (startrek.website)
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I just had a paranoid thought that Ronald Moore has done a deal with Paramount so that when For All Mankind hits the 2020s in Season 6, we’ll get the Bell Riots and the start of World War III, then jump ahead through the war years until we introduce the character of Zefram Cochrane, with the last shot of Season 7 being Bozeman, Montana and the shimmering of a transporter effect, to the tune of “Oobie Doobie”.

I think I drank too much coffee.

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And One! (lemmy.world)
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Pootie Trek (lemmy.world)
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Not my OC, but too good not to share.

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