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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

it's honestly just magical thinking, like sovereign citizens saying they're "just travelling, not driving" to magically get around traffic laws, or people in the past murmuring prayers of protection against wolves.

might as well pour a line of salt around your house to protect against the robot invasion!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Wait, it’s salt now for the robots‽ I’ve been using cinnamon.

BRB, going to buy salt.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

https://lemmy.ml/post/15152684/10769248

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