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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This is not absurd. It's everyday sulcata behaviour.

So the pet shop sells you a cute little hatchling tortoise. Twenty years in, he's the diameter of a large pizza, weighs about 75kg, and will plow his way through anything. If he wants in, good luck stopping him. And he's going to live for another 75 years.