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Leaked yesterweb document (lemmy.sdf.org)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I have to say, I'm so over WordPress that those static site generators are looking pretty sweet right about now.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Pshaw... just write it in raw HTML. It's an incredibly legible markup language. I talk to my spouse in HTML just to stay sharp.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I just write all my blog posts inside the empty line of this:

<!DOCTYPE html>
    <title>My Blog</title>

</html>

Keep it simple, stupid!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Right? I'm tired of my admin dashboard being a wall of plugin advertisements (especially from plugins I already pay for).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Omg the ads. How are they even allowed to get away with that?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Presumably because we let them by continuing to use their products. It's definitely bullshit though - every time I log into a site I managed my dashboard is littered with notification banners. Most are legit notifications (albeit there should be a proper log for that), but the actual ads for plugins are maddening.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I went with eleventy and pure markdown files and I never looked back.

I say this as a person who loves WordPress and contributes to the open-source project.