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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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It's bad from the outside, but the inside is so much worse. And it gets worse the more you look at it. So many details that are just so awful. Living in this "house" is probably miserable.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (13 children)

Here's my two shots in the dark to explain this monstrosity:

Retired couple buys one of those workshop/huge garage and apartment combos. They decide to turn the workshop into an event space for weddings.

They add a few conveniences for the wedding party, like a couple extra bedrooms to get ready, and a black and red honeymoon suite. The decor is hideous because retired wife is old af and it looks good to her. Retired husband sucks at DIY, like electrical and room layout, but doesn't let small things like planning get in his way.

Grandson works at a siding company that mainly does B2B installs and often has leftovers. Sometimes he grabs other overage from the project after talking to other tradies, like a banister here and there. Maybe an orphan cabinet base.

Grandson wants to start his own siding business one day so he is happy to practice installs on the wedding rental building.

Alternative: Fundie church does secret child marriages here and the couple that maintains the property is allowed to live there as well. The ugliness of the property is because they're purely utilitarian and just need a facade of wedding shit because it's not really about the wedding as much as it's about keeping it on the down-low.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Heeeyyy .. I'm sure that's only a coincidence!

Also where'd you get that map? It's interesting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Looks like act data scout.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

searched for "randolph ar gis" and actdatascout.com was one of the top results:

https://www.actdatascout.com/RealProperty/Arkansas/Randolph

The website for the Arkansas GIS Office isn't nearly as helpful, and the Randolph County GIS website can't find the address at all.

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