Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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We deserve dogs (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

*Alien ship arrives into orbit. It's powerful energy weapons aimed at major population centers.*

Alien Ship: "Attention experiment 2648.996. It has been 50,000 orbits since your last status report. Name one good thing you have accomplished since we allowed you free reign over this planet."

*Humans hold their beloved dogs as they look up in fear. Dogs lovingly lick their humans.*

Alien Ship: "Well done 2648.996. Well done."