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You have to let the first-timers have a little fun (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're talking mad shit for someone in Fireball range

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Have you ever seen someone's brain after prolonged Fireball exposure? Keep that nasty shit away from me!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I now perceive the world in 40 foot radiuses. When I walk into a room I immediately assess the potential xp gain of a fireball. When I choose a table at a restaurant I ensure that I am outside the blast radius of the point any logical wizard would target. When planning my wedding I ensured there would be a counter spell prepared by every member of the wedding party (I distributed enchanted flasks to the martial classes.) My home is a series of right angled hallways and all bedrooms are only accessible by ladder.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is from a copy pasta, isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

If it wasn't, it is now