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huh? that's weird
Watch your language.
"Just like "cis", "weird" will be censored on xitter"
-- Elon Musk (mars genii)
"XXXXX Al" Yankovic in shambles
Oooo.... I looove the guy but, I dunno that I can watch a xxxx rated porno with him in it, not at our age. 😬
I would 100% watch something Weird Al starred in, billed as porn. You just know it was subversive and brilliant!
just him slapping a ham rhythmically for an hour solid, staring unblinkingly into the camera with an expression that grows progressively more unhinged
Idk, I've always thought he was kinda hot.