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Clever Comebacks

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Why is he a simp, I don't understand.

[–] [email protected] 107 points 3 months ago (3 children)

"Simp" has been in use as Mega-City One slang since the 80s. It is a subculture of people who have checked out of society and act like simpletons. See, for example, Megazine #15 and, more recently Prog 2207. This was really leaned into with Jack Point: The Simping Detective.

So, he's basically calling Musk a clown.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In a finer, better timeline, there was a Judge Dredd movie directed by Terry Gilliam

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Now that would have been one Hell of a film! And Gilliam would have had simps in it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

John Cleese as Dredd (he's future Dirty Harry, so someone tall and rangy works) but Dan Aykroyd could definitely get in as the Chief Judge or perhaps a simp.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Check Aykroyd in 'Dragnet.' He'd have had to pack on some weight, but he'd have been great. He's a motorcyclist in real life, so he'd have that skill.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

That's a very comprehensive answer, thank you. Although I have to concede that the car does suit the aesthetic of that comic.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

the car does suit the aesthetic of that comic.

It... really does not. The cybertruck looks like the sad compromise of a too low polygon budget for a 80s game. The JD aesthetic is robust (*) and thick, sure, but not minimalistic.

(*) to which I mean the extent in that the Cybertruck looks robust.

Which is just a classic musky thing to do. Say some BS that barely passes the "as long as you don't know anything about what I'm talking about, then it might sound right!"-test, and simps abound to make the bullshit asymmetry even more asymmetric.

PS: I'm sorry. I have blocking filters for "Elon" and "Trump". Too many fucking morons with megaphones these days.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

The cybertruck looks like the sad compromise of a too low polygon budget for a 80s game. The JD aesthetic is robust (*) and thick, sure, but not minimalistic.

And, like a lot of Carlos Ezquerra's designs, the early Mega-City One aesthetic was very rounded and organic ("bubbly" even).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I have those filters, plus a filter for "Cybertruck". So fed up of hearing about it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Nah, it looks like someone wanted to design a car but realized curves are complicated and hard to draw and model.

Judge Dredd aesthetic is brutal but aggressively practical, with function deciding form. The cybertruck was made in reverse, with a design that the Tesla engineers were forced to cram a vehicle into.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

It suits to the extent that Judge would blow it up for the crime of looking ugly.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Completely missed this extra layer, today I am the simp.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's a bit of a deep dive, especially as there's no page that I can direct you to (online, I bet it's in one of the books I have).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Ive read most of the pre 1980s 2000ADs at one point or another (my dad had his childhood ones on a big box) but it has been nearly a two decades since I read any so my memory has someone faded.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

He's simping for dredd - an explicit satire of authoritarianism and police brutality

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As noted higher up it's actually a different slang in the comics, but Dredd is a literal fascist so either way it's not a good look to want to attach your brand to him.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Yes I saw, I am suitably shamed :)