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Anon owns a pair of cursed jeans (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I live right next to the state specifically known for producing the most and largest variety of cheeses in the world. I'm not going to let something as minor as some cataclysmic gastric distress get between me and my processed milk fat.

Joking aside my shits were apocalyptic for like a month after I got my gallbladder out regardless of what I ate. But my body is used to a very fat heavy diet and the doc told me my gall bladder looked like it had been fucked up for a while. So my body was probably overcompensating a bit on the bile.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I live right next to the state specifically known for producing the most and largest variety of cheeses in the world.

The French: are you living next to us?