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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I sneezed and shat myself the other month, maybe you're young or maybe you've got a good bowel sytem.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I coughed, burped, and sharted simultaneously a while back. It was disorienting and I felt violated

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

If you time it right you can hit the ceiling with those