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[โ€“] [email protected] 101 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I know just enough about this to confirm that this statement is absolute horseshit

[โ€“] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like the no-ops of a decade ago and cloud will remove the need for infrastructure engineers. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO OUR SHITTY YAML BASED INFRASTRUCTURE!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fuck yml, all my homies hate yml

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ok, since YAML is a superset, I can just put the JSON into the YAML.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That sounds cursed.
Please don't ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It isn't that AI will have replaced us in 24 months, it's that we will be enslaved in 24 months. Or in the matrix. Etc.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Will the matrix it puts us in be in 1999? Because I'd take that deal.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Matrix lookin pretty good rn - 1999, stable climate, free apartment, 90s gf (she loves u) etc