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[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This sounds like one of those teen movies from the early 2000s.

This whole scenario could have been Stifler from American Pie. Dare you to tell me I'm wrong.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

I'd rent that at the BlockBuster for ¢99.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But... but... he dared you... How dare you!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Swords at midnight.

There can be only one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

/slaps you with a steel gauntlet of enduring numbness +4