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[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey man, I'm future you. I here to give past me a warning. You keep looking like a complete fool and when you look for evidence to support your false claims, it turns out you were wrong the whole time, so you built a time machine to stop yourself. Anyway, the warning is to only use 1.11 Jiggawatts, as you miss the return time to stop yourself from looking foolish by about a day. Good luck!

[โ€“] [email protected] -3 points 2 months ago

Hey, further future you, due to the nature of paradoxes your specific version doesn't exist as a result of this timeline; and thank fuck for that because you're a total loser.