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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Crude dark matter oil should do the job.

Penguin spanish fly.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm almost mad at myself for not making this joke originally