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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So how do we do poppy seed bagels?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The poppy seeds don't contain the opiate, the surrounding latex contains it (visual: pomegranate seeds, and the inedible flesh you free it from).

Some of that opiate might get on the seeds, but its mixed into such quantities with other poppy seeds that the potency level is diluted to virtually nothing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And yet, can still fuck the unlucky in a drug test.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Wow. I guess I need to eat more bagels