Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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No one knows the cure.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Oh no! I may have this too. I'm going to Rush to my doctor.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah. Just go to the Dokken he'll fix you right up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Dio know if there's anything he can do?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And you'll learn that you're only immortal for a limited time

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Forever Young