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Drop your most "wtf that's not how the world works" from movies/tv shows. (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I'm aware of the NCIS scenes, what else you guys got?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I wonder how often they cause things like heavy metal poisoning, thankfully not enough people around me are shot to take a poll. Although I do know several people who have been shot. The majority, shot themselves. 1 actually did so intentionally. Not the brightest bulb. (Shot himself in the shin, so it wasn't a suicide attempt)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

(Shot himself in the shin, so it wasn’t a suicide attempt)

Might have been, sounds like he's a shin-for-brains.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

For real he obviously got tired, and went to sleep after doing so. Told his then girlfriend about it who was in bed, she said yeah sure whatever and rolled over and went back to sleep. Woke him up a little later when she realized the mattress was covered in blood and brought him to the hospital. He even has the scars and X-rays to prove it. Haha