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Drop your most "wtf that's not how the world works" from movies/tv shows. (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I'm aware of the NCIS scenes, what else you guys got?

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

"We got their hard drive!" *Holds up a power supply.

And even if it was a hard drive, what were you going to do with it? You went in there guns blazing with no warrant after you knocked on the wrong door. The evidentiary chain is well and truly broken at this point. Nothing from that scene would be able to be entered into evidence.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"I want a lawyer!"

Cops: Proceed to very thoroughly not respect Miranda law and continue to interrogate

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Idk that sounds kind on brand

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

That's accurate

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

There was a movie or show where they ripped a hard drive out of a server and then punted it through a gunfight. It slid on floors, rolled around a dozen times, and the hero picks it up and leaves with it.

And it just works.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Eh thats believable to me, dropped one down a flight of stairs once. Dented enough to no longer fit in the quick release bay, sounded a bit scuffed but still worked perfectly fine.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

If you dropped an original iPod that still had a hard drive in it and it stopped working, the fix on every forum was to just drop it again

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

runs SMART conveyance test

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I want to see this movie now. What's the name?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Limitless

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

You weren't kidding. I've seen movie before, never notice this before lmao.