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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I requested a thinkpad and installed arch linux on it. How safe is my job?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

Answer: how safe is the job from you?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

If you try to give notice they'll kidnap you and you'll spend the next three decades of your life singlehandedly keeping the server running from a secure location somewhere in the Poconos.