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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Sigh... I had to do it:

[Title: "A Taco for the Ages" - Taco Bell Ad Script]

Opening Scene:

(Historical figures sit around a modern Taco Bell table, a mix of respectful lighting and serene ambiance, bridging time and culture.)

Voiceover: "Throughout history, great minds have gathered to inspire change, to push the boundaries of justice, to create a better future for us all. And today, they come together to experience something else transformative: the Doritos Locos Taco."


Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. (taking his first bite): "Now, this is a taste of something different. Injustice anywhere may be a threat to justice everywhere, but flavor everywhere—now, that’s a cause I can support. It reminds me that small acts of joy are powerful. They bring people together."

Rosa Parks (smiling as she tries a bite): "You know, I took a seat once that changed things, and I’d do it again right here for this taco. The right to flavor, the right to joy—those are things worth standing up for, too."

Mahatma Gandhi (pausing, contemplative after taking a bite): "This is simple, yet bold. It speaks to the spirit of creativity and humble beginnings, and to the power of something new to unite us. A peaceful flavor revolution, indeed."

Cesar Chavez (nodding): "This brings people to the table, just like we did in the fields. Fairness and respect, community and flavor—together, they remind us of what we’re fighting for."

Malala Yousafzai (smiling, takes a bite): "It’s amazing how one bite can change your whole view of what’s possible. A taco that breaks boundaries—it’s a reminder that change is everywhere, even in what we choose to share with each other."


Voiceover: "Some ideas are more than just flavor; they’re a celebration of what we can achieve together. At Taco Bell, we’re proud to serve moments of joy, community, and connection, one Doritos Locos Taco at a time."

Screen fades to black, Taco Bell logo appears.

Voiceover: "Taco Bell: Feeding your desire for flavor, community, and change."

[–] nailingjello 7 points 1 week ago

I'm not even mad at that, it's pretty good.

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