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[–] [email protected] 124 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

My absolute favorite part of this is that they also own his supplement business now.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I spent about ten minutes trying to figure out if this was just an Onion headline ..... only to realize it is indeed an Onion headline ... this is beautiful

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Everything about this brings me joy. I was hoping it would be Cards Against Humanity, but the more I think about it, the more I think this is even better.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I was hoping it would be Knowledge Fight and they’d just subtly transform the content, so as to wean the existing audience into actual facts (e: Dan does a helluvan Alex impression), but the schadenfreude here is very nice.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

His supplement business was under the same business ownership? That's preposterously stupid and hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not exactly shocked he was that stupid, but yeah, that made me laugh the hardest.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

He's been very transparent in his attempts to move stuff around, telling his audience exactly what he's been up to.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

They might have bid on both.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not an MBA why is this a bad idea?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

He kept his two income streams tied together, so that when one ran into trouble it took the other one down with it. He could have just as easily kept the business separate and potentially been able to keep one of the income streams working when the shit hit the fan.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Isn't it usually sugar? (With a big helping of snake oil.)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic dictates that if we can extend even one CEO’s life by 10 minutes, diluting these miracle elixirs for public consumption is an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWars warehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal.