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[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Until St. Nicholas abides by the Black Friday Accord the war on Christmas will never end.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

One radio station went all Christmas in like mid October. I think the station owners said "fuck it we're going on vacation for the rest of the year" but yeah waaay too soon. Let me enjoy fall, even the gloomy grey part.