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[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Yup. When my SO is out of town, my meals look like this:

  • bacon, eggs, and toast
  • french toast
  • boiled eggs and toast
  • Eggs Benedict/Florentine (w/ powdered hollandaise, I'm lazy)
  • oatmeal w/ fruit, w/ scrambled eggs on the side
  • omelette

Roll a D6 for any given meal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Ok but there’s also the option to have a lovely pasta for breakfast. Or maybe a nice soup. There’s even garlic bread.