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Drake lost a rap battle so badly, he's filing lawsuits. (slrpnk.net)

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

My wife and I were talking about this.

Being a little dick - weak, shriveled, requires blood to harden

Being a pussy - strong, elastic, can expel a baby.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

Honestly tho "requires blood to harden" sounds kinda metal

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

As the line misattributed to Betty White goes,

When someone calls you weak, they associate it with a lack of testicles. Which is weird, because testicles are the most sensitive things in the world. If you suddenly grew a pair, you'd be a lot more vulnerable. If you want to be tough, you should lose a pair. If you want to be real tough, you should grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I actually did the same thing with a previous gf! We began using "flaccid penis" as an insult in place of pussy.
It was good fun.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"limp dick" has been around for a while.

Personally I prefer to divorce my insults from genital status entirely. They all kinda suck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Wow, i completely forgot that phrase even exists. Lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's just misandrist instead, isn't it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No. Do you know what that word means?

Nothing about my comment is hatred of men.

Stop being deliberately obtuse.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

If calling someone a pussy is misogynist, then calling someone a limp dick is definitely misandrist. Do you know what that word means? You're using a gender-based term in a derogatory way, how else could you possibly describe it?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Nice attempt, troll.
Calling someone a pussy is misogyny because it is based on calling women weak and is not based on the strength of the pussy itself—which imo is strong. The flaccid penis is weak on its own and is not a comment on men in general.