this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sorry to fact-check a pretty good shitpost, but I don't think lowercase t existed until later

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Curse those tricksy Phoenicians, I only researched Latin and Greek vampires

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay, S and Q I kinda get, but what the heck happened with R?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

These came from a sort of “this sounds like” alphabet. Like if you wanted to write D but drew a picture of a dog, because that starts with a D sound. Or when someone on the phone says “A as in Adam.”

So the word for dude with a tiny hat started with an R sound, just like the word for the A sounded like an A sound.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I'm starting to think this Andrew Nadeau isn't a doctor of vampirology at all!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm going to send you so much garlic

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I have the theory that vampires hating garlic is a rumour spread by vampires themselves because they really love garlic. Getting the humans to season themselves is a genius move.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago