this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Get married and change your last name! You'll get a brand new one. Works for men too, trust me!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You don't even have to get married just file name change paperwork

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Or, you can just order a new one without changing your name.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Or you could get a social security card with the name Turd Ferguson on it. I mean, if you’re already going through the trouble of doing paperwork, what’s a little more?