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[–] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I'm basically an orchestra with no conductor. The different sections are just doing whatever the hell they want. I need a conductor.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And they all stopped playing music at like 19 or 20 so like…they’re fine at their instruments, can read music, even have moments where they sound pretty good. But they ain’t winning a competition lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why does this comment hurt in my soul?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Because we mostly understand the issue but not well enough to fix it! Weeeeeeeeeee!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't mind if societies also made some compromises for me too. Currently it feels like I'm making all the compromises to fit in but made to feel like it's never enough.

Feels like I'm trying to fix an awful relationship by doing all the hard work myself. I'm tired.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Definitely fair. I was more just continuing the bit above

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I felt that in my soul and it made me immediately think “Fuck You” and laugh loud enough everyone looked at me.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

I aim to displease

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm seriously considering starting a financial management business for people with adhd like me who are in debt simply because they forget to pay the damn bill.

I wouldn't be managing anyone's finances, though, I'd hire people who aren't like me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

If you have enough money to afford a personal assistant, you probably don’t have these problems because you have a personal assistant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Auto pay saves me $1,000’s a year, that and getting a loan to consolidate all my credit cards so i would only have one late payment max a month, and it’s on autopay.

I have saved so much money with that damn loan and the All Mighty Autopay

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I call that jazz. 😎