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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It amazes but doesnt surprise me how fucking stupid that man is

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Something more amazing is the fact that he has millions of people that follow him

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Elon: "But millions of people follow me!"

Nearest Person: "Sir, this is a Wendy's."

Narrator: In 2032, Musk infamously pooped his diaper in public, which finally led to his ousting at SpaceX, Tesla and the rebranded Titter. It didn't help that SpaceX rockets and Cybertruck prototypes had killed thousands in recent years. It was soon thereafter found that Titter was actually 87% bots, most created in the early 2020's by now defunct crypto corporations and various fascist dick-taters.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Free speech is the bedrock of a functioning democracy, and Twitter is the digital town square where matters vital to the future of humanity are debated

— Elon Musk (Apr. 25, 2022 During the announcement Musk was buying Twitter)

I would think someone would point out the irony but I'm doubtful anyone could penetrate his fifteen astronomical unit thick ego. This man's money is the single reason anyone on this planet give him more than ten seconds of their lives.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

To bigots, freedom of speech means freedom from accountability

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

So you get to decide what is and isn't offensive to others?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We do not get to decide what a slur is, melon husk does not get to decide what a slur is. The bigots do not get to decide what a slur is.

That job belongs solely to the kids on Xbox Live

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's what your Mom always says.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Transphobes: attempts genocide

Transphobes: "omg ur terminology hurts my feelings you bigot 😭😭😭😭"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

This is about as offensive as calling someone straight.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Hey that's my job. You should be offended.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Can someone tweet this to Snowflake Musk?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I do not like that man musk

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Deep breaths now pop pop

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Put him in a submarine, it'll sort itself out