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Gunning down helpess mutants, raiders, and scavengers who happen to cross my path in a nuclear wasteland. I think I might get the chair for mass genocide.

Killing Nazis

Good thing I don’t have to worry about that ever happening IRL…

Driving a Trabant through the desert. Occasionally shooting rabid bunnies.

Crushing LEGO villains and collecting silver, gold, and purple studs.

RimWorld... I'm not the type for cannibalism or human skin hats, but I do produce and sell a shitload of cocaine.

Oh, and I killed a child colonist, in this run. There was a bug in her age-up event, and the game would not let me proceed until she was... removed. I hate killing children, but since it was the end of the world without doing so, I give myself a pass this time

Destroying a planet solely to exterminate an invasive species in order to thwart the plans of a space pirate organization who were planning on leveraging the powers of said invasive species for nefarious purposes.

At least I saved the animals.

War crimes.

Space mining.

For yelling too loud.

Statement of an observing police officer:

They say ToxicWaste murdered that Salesman... with his voice! Shouted him apart!

Genociding an entire planet, making said planet implode.

Running a 75 ton Timberwolf Battlemech.

Pretty sure just turning the thing on would be enough to get me arrested. Civilians typically aren't allowed Surface To Surface missiles, and megawatt power lasers that are effective weapons at a range of over 1000m.

I'll have a 100 ton Madcat 2 soon.

Demolishing robots with a magnetic guitar-sword in beat with my rock playlist that plays in my heart.🤘

Being too homosexual.

FFXIV

Mass murdering animals.

Doing 95mp/h in a semi down the shoulder of a highway in Colorado.

Idk...Being a good lawyer? I was just playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles

Uh...is travelling through time and mass exterminating purple lovecraftian monsters with my pet bird a crime? Because if not, I got nothin

climbing a mountain and curing my depression

Trying to commit a hostile takeover by having my company's employees fistfight their company's employees in the town square.

mass killing of scribble spiders? idk

Playing cards...? It was solitaire 😅

Spreading Managed Democracy, whether they want it or not!

brutal organ harvesting using exclusively medicinal plants, followed by cannibalism

Legend of Zelda, maybe somebody finally had enough of me smashing all their pots and cutting all their grass. I don't think those monsters are calling the cops for all the murder, they always seem to pop right back anyway.

Making my government into an expansionist empire and leading its armies with a bit too much detail.

Polluting and extracting every raw resource for my own benefit, mindlessly destroying the native alien population as they attempt to stop my destruction of their land.

Trespassing - have to catch that pokemon for Pokemon Go.

Graveyard Keeper.

I don't even know. An absurd amount of mishandling and experimenting on corpses.

Rimworld players:

For apprehending or killing terrorists, and defusing their bombs in a hospital terror attack

definately animal abuse.
i put 25 cows into a 1m² pen.

Shooting myself in the head with a very realistic looking toy gun-- repeatedly (?)

Playing poker with a non-standard deck.

literally what is there to say about geometry dash, it's a fucking square

Killing mr house

Forging a committed relationship with Shadowheart.

Killing the queen (chess)

Killing hundreds of zombies, skeletons, creepers, and Illagers, not so I can save the villagers they wrongly imprisoned, but so I can get that one specific gilded sword.

I’m not sure I’m getting arrested. Me and a team of mercenaries were fighting another team of mercenaries over suitcases of intelligence. Seems like a state of war.

Murdering zombies with plants.

One could say it's zombies vs. plants!