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Killing hundreds of zombies, skeletons, creepers, and Illagers, not so I can save the villagers they wrongly imprisoned, but so I can get that one specific gilded sword.

Sonic Adventure

• property damage
• animal abduction
• petty theft
• fishing without a license
• treasure hunting without a license.

not slaying the princess I guess.

removing the stairs on the pool, and let my sims cant get ou tof the pool till they die (the sims)

literally what is there to say about geometry dash, it's a fucking square

Destruction of property and I guess kidnapping by rolling everything in earth into a giant ball

definately animal abuse.
i put 25 cows into a 1m² pen.

Last game I've played was egg, inc. It's a mobile idle "numbers go up" game.. There's nothing overtly criminal, so probably tax evasion or something on my trevigintillion bocks.

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods

Stacking blocks and clearing lines.

Digging out of the holy mountain. Not much of an arrest tho, Steve has orders to shoot on sight

Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…

Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..

...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.

I beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio

Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

Repeatedly murdering the same small group of heroic individuals on ritual meat hooks at the direction of an eldritch being

I don't know... Majonging?

Blackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.

Aggressively realistic HEMA reenactments

Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications

Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts

Unlawful harvesting of jellyfish? Dave the Diver.

Growing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.

Guilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.

(Witcher 3)

Shooting people with ink until they explode violently

Caving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another

Using remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.

reckless driving

Building without a permit

Locking my child in a chest in the basement until he dies

Intergalactic genocide

I haven't played any games for quite a while. I don't remember...

Time travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.

Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).

Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).

Throwing bombs from my go-cart at other people on go-carts does sound rather reckless!

Do porn games on an old android count?