Ask Lemmy

To play off my instance name.

It's a family name

Because it’s all I really want to do here.

i wonder who that guy is

One of my nicknames growing up was Lil Miss Potatoes. But now I'm a grown up, so I'm Lady Taters.

Because I want to instill fear

TLC wrote a song about me.

Because I make chairs.

Ich bin ein Hurensohn

It's an anagram of my real name, 'lcdou 991y9'

I often expend my creativity elsewhere.

Because I'm not a banana, duh.

I was thinking of McDonald's and balls

I kept on trying to make an account and it wouldn't let me for some reason.

Corrupt windows nt boot menu circa 2003.. It should have said "last known good configuration"

Because I think that summer is too warm

KeePassXC password gen.

I just run pwgen -c 6 -0 and picket one that I liked most.

I did same thing when I was picking my Wifi home network name (Wahthahv)

Because it sounds perverse, slummy/moist, and randomly generated in equal measure.

That is just who I am

The Dude abides.

I grew up in central Flordia in the 80s and 90s. I loved saltwater fishing. Because of this I started to have lots of interactions with pelicans.

After awhile I became kind of close with them, we somehow seemed to communicate, I would spend hours with them, sometimes I would take out the boat and float around the shallows for these huge schools of pompano that would swim around the deep shipping channel then they would come up in the shallows for a few seconds and hit the bait fish really hard, it made them an easy catch and an unbelievably hard fight on ultralight gear.

I would go alone, sometimes with friends, but the one living being that always showed up was the pelican, and in this particular case it was a fishing spot I found near the Skyway bridge in St. Petersburg.

This is where the pelican became my favorite bird, we had some good times together, one bird in that area though new me and followed me around, never bothering me, never once trying to catch my bait that obviously has a hook in it, it seemed to know what was up, I'll never forget those pelicans and especially my buddy who always loved hanging out and getting fat from my catch.

So I carry the name because I love pelicans and the more people see the name maybe just maybe they might think twice before harming one of these magnificent birds or littering which is heavily contributing to their extinction.

I was a big weeb, and my original name was Nekomaru. As I "grew out" of it, I translated the name back into English, and realized I actually liked it better.

It’s the name of my favorite Star Ship! USS Defiant

Beta as in Beta Pictoris, a cool star.

Shork

Because we're awesome.

When I joined up, there was much discussion about bots, so I reckoned that I should set the record straight.

Mine should be obvious.

I write an anticapitalist tech blog at theluddite.org

It's a reference to human cannibalism. I found it interesting that humans taste similar to pork. I'm just weird like that.

I just wanted to share an interesting fact about myself.

I'm a Bailey Sarian Fan.

Have you seen kiwis? They're adorable!

The bird is alright too I guess

Not calm.

Not typical.

Full cat.

HISSSSSSSSSSS

Cogito ergo sum.

If I don't think, I'm DoesNotExist

My favorite song from an artist

I became that which I feared the most

Food you want to eat but won't risk your life for