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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Free fiberglass powder makes a great pocket sand

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Fucking Roll

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

5 months experience and the answer to any one question

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Black pill twice

22: nostrils 6: kill 1 person 13: collapse civilization 24: Black pill (again) 1: control all tvs in fast food 7: plants talk

I didn't want civilization to collapse but at least the plants will keep me company

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Assuming the shoebox pill couldn't be used for more pills (such as, more shoebox pills)...

Groundhog Day pill + 5 months experience pill, could be pretty good.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I'll take the green one and the blueish thank you very much.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Money and sleep ones

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If you had the "summon a dr. pepper every 14.5 hours anywhere" you could send those dr. peppers to Palestine to help fight the famine.

but honestly, there are other parts of the world that have famine too. You could stay busy your whole life sending dr. peppers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

That's lame. Put them inside your enemies skulls.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

or if you can manage to travel to those famine-stricken places, you could take the 9000+ calorie cheese and feed people

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I'll take the money and the bell-on-demand for when some dick-drizzle starts being loud and/or problematic.

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