this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

The jeishas are coming for us.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Quick, someone get that woman a bedazzler!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Hugh Neutron:

Looks like you’re going to the Shadow Realm, Jimono

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

God that has to be so warm

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

That was my first thought. Perfect for winter. My wife would wear that shit all year round, no doubt.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

You awake in a darkened room. Your wrists and ankles are secured to the heavy metal chair upon which you sit. You wrack your brain for answers as to how you got here but all you can remember is being tazed, and a white van.

A man, his face obscured by shadow approaches, and points the barrel of a gun to your face. He speaks in a gravelly voice:

"Jeans? Or Beans? Jeans... Or Beans..."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Alternatively, a fusion with the Canadian Tuxedo - the Canono.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

That's what we all wore in the 80s. It's still ridiculous though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Jimono sounds like a Michael Jackson lyric.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Ji-mo-nah! 🕺

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Hmm, looks like she's trying to fool us with a regular old jirt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Oof...more like Jeanono

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Very jylish.