DOOR STUCK!
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KAIRI'S INSIDE ME?
AAAH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN...
WORMSIGN SPOTTED!
THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS
AAH, KOS, OR SOME SAY KOSM... DO YOU HEAR OUR PRAYERS? AS YOU ONCE DID FOR THE VACUOUS ROM, GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES! PLANT EYES ON OUR BRAINS TO CLEANSE OUR BEASTLY IDIOCY!
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MISSILE MISSILE! STALL WARNING! PULL UP!
SILOS NEEDED
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
DID I EVER TELL YOU WHAT THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS ?
HOLY SHITBALLS BLESS THIS RAGGED BODY
SURRENDER TO THIS PEAR.
SHAKE IT, BABY!
YOU HEAR THAT NOAH? LANZ WANTS SOMETHING MEATIER!
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!
AAAH, NOT INTO THE FOG!
BOLEK, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND?
WE ARE SO CLOSE TO OUR DESTINATION, WE ARE SO CLOSE! LIKE, LITERALLY, RIGHT THERE! AND THEN YOU JUST DECIDE, LIKE A SADISTIC PERSON, TO TURN INTO THE FOG AND KILL US! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU ARE A SADIST! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM! THAT'S IT! CALL MY AGENT! I WANT MY AGENT!
KIROV REPORTING!!!!
SO MUCH TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME.
TAKE YOIR TIME, DON'T BE AFRAID.
THE DOOR IS STILL SHUT.
TASTE COLD STEEL, FEEBLE CANNON RESTRAINT ROPE!
EXPLOSIONS! ๐ฅ
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE.
"PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION"
ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?
GIVE ME A BUCKET, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET
SHAKE IT BABY ๐ต๐ต๐
YOU'VE GONE...YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, YOU CAMEL-MANNERED, TUNIC-WETTING MOLLYCODDLE! AN ARROW IN THE THROAT OUGHT TO SHUT YOU UP!
THE RAINS HAVE CEASED AND WE ARE GRACED WITH ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY. BUT YOU ARE NOT HERE TO SEE IT.
REMEMBER US! REMEMBER THAT WE ONCE LIVED!
PICK UP THAT CAN. (all caps seems appropriate here)
YOU ARE ALL WEAK, YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS!
I GAZE INTO THE MIRROR. IN ITS REFLECTION, I SEE ONLY MY OWN MEANINGLESSNESS. AND SO I SCREAM.
RAMIREZ! LAST MAG! MAKE IT COUNT!
YMMEL!?
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!
I GOT A PRESENT FOR YA
I HAVE A DATE WITH A CHEESE DELUXE ๐
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU'RE NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! YOU'VE EARNED MY TRUST!
MAY YOUR WOES BE MANY, AND YOUR DAYS FEW.