It's basically malpractice as a journalist to not squeeze the FBI for specifics like genre or star
this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2024
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it was a Trump porn parody
Squeamish newbie Donny agrees to a facial, but jerks his head at the last second
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imagine if it was trans porn. oh god
'merely seeing a nude trans person will make you try to kill the president' 
I start running naked outside
Spoiler Alert: He was on danbooru looking up Hatsune Miku fan art and some of it was lewd.
he got so mad about people lewding Hatsune Miku, he had to shoot Donald Trump
He was a true Mikuhead, she told him to shoot the president 
I always knew Miku was Jesus 
I bought a Korg Miku Stomp and it kept saying 
Wait, they make Miku art that isn't lewd?
This is what porn addiction is doing to our young men
they even become addicted to ermine semen
How did he find any useful information? Whenever I put "porn buy gun political rallies near me" into Pornhub I just get nonsense.
This is what happens when your phone autocorrects sissy hypnosis to assassin hypnosis
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Maybe it was the r34 that failed him.
Perhaps some things still aren't lewded online.
(His super particular fetish was the taking orange, but with one bleeding ear)
Shooting someone with a gun is certainly one way of blowing your load.
Not hard enough to help him aim straight.
that's not what I mean by Biden Inflation!!!!
Well now we know why his hand was shaking.
Stormy's revenge?
This is your life on porn.
It was Stormy Daniels hypnosis porn that instructed him to attack, obviously.