Ah, the Cadbury Cutpurse. The Creme Crime Crone. The Cleggptomaniac. The Yolk Yoinker. At long last.
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1 month for 100 eggs, roughly. Common law will run with this.
Jailed for steeling food. Though I suppose food is a loose term here.
He’s not exactly a modern day Jean Valjean.
Hampshire and Isle of Wight Constabulary said he had stolen the chocolate between 6 January and 18 April.
Richards targeted 19 shops across Hampshire, Dorset and West Sussex, and took £3,463.96 worth of produce and products.
That's about 8 eggs a day. I wonder if it was a dare or he just had some kind of mental break that came out in addiction issues.
Ladies and gentlemen... We got him!
Eggsilent!
Never have the police scrambled so quickly to a crime scene.
The informant flipped and it was all over, easy!
He cracked under the pressure of interrogation.
The sentencing was a yolk.
Ok that’s all I’ve got.