I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote
this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2023
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🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 blazing a trail to influencerdom
Not sure what to do with my newfound fame
Redeem it in the karma store, of course!
We're going to the moon guys!
Beg businesses to give you free stuff for exposure, of course
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Wow! This is my first time meeting a Lemmy influencer. Can I get a picture with you?
Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.
My dog is the all time top post on one of the dogs instances, think I might try and monetise her if I get the upvotes in to double figures
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Yea in not tryna brag but I got a couple upvotes earlier. Suffering from success
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Someone upvote me so I can tell my family I'm not a failure.
We got you buddy
I'd say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.
Him and Ruud, the Lemmy.world owner are the biggest celebrities we have around here
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Mizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform
My first thought was poop guy and you even know his name! Our fist celebrity of many!
Waiting for some of those "broke my arms", "swamps of dagobah" or "cockroache imaginary girlfriend" stories.
C'mon guys tell us where you cum
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Ironic that one so solid should be named after something so fluid.
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I'm pretty big on lemmy.world. Oh you've never heard of it? I'm not surprised.
10 Lemmy up votes = 200 Reddit upvotes in terms of impact on my ego and e-peen
I got like almost 50 the other day on a comment and started wondering if I was charismatic enough to run for congress
You could have gotten 3 and been charismatic enough for Congress to be honest.
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Op about to start cocaine after getting almost 2k upvotes
i put my total lemmy upvote count on my tinder profile. Updated daily
I've gotten 1 whole Lemmy Updoot on 2 comments. I feel like a god......... Now can someone explain wtf this "grass" shit is everyone keeps talking about?
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500 upvotes? time to take this career here seriously and break up with my wife
What's it like to be so successful?
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Doing my part. It ain't much but it's honest work.
'ol Holodeck Moriarty here has multiple comments in the 10s, so you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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hey its me ur celebrity
Is there an official name for karma on Lemmy?
Officially "points". Posts and comments have points. Users do not have points.
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It’s just another level of mental arousal when you get updoots on a totally new platform! You can flex about being on the front page of a website!
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And now with one whole, no less. You’re going places mister.
Heard I have to comment to get counted, also upvoted this ofc :D
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I'll have you know I have one of the top twenty ask lemmy posts of all time.
I just hope that Lemmy.world performance improves over time as sometimes the performance is a bit jarring and something I'd find hard to recommend to less tech-minded friends swapping from Reddit
Everybody is new to running Lemmy at scale. I suspect things will smooth out soon.
switched to lemm.ee because of the performance, but im sure .world will be back to normal soon
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