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[–] [email protected] 103 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Maybe they can take Ted Cruz back while they're at it?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If not Canada, then maybe russia? I hear they're desprately hiring new people!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I hear the surface of the sun is granting citizenship to all those who apply.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No no. Lets not fuck with the sun. If somehow the sun goes out, we're all fucked. If they have some issue in russia, thats a them problem.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Because of the sun doing what it is, chucking our worldly problems onto it will only make it more sun

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

If Donald Trump can poison the entire sun with his mere presence he should be dissected for science.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago

Texan here. You mean Rafael Edward Cruz?

The immigrant that's against immigrants?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

No one wants Ted Cruz

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I resent threats like this.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're from alberta i take it?

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Fugg is wrong with Alberta?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So many things.

Source: Am Albertan

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

But at least y'all don't have ~~mice.~~

Edit: aw, rats.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

We have mice; well the province does, I don't because I have three cats. We don't have persistent rat colonies though, which is probably what you were thinking of.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's essentially the Texas of Canada.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Texas at least has a somewhat diversified economy, Alberta has a meltdown every time the price of oil drops

[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fair warning: This is CultMTL. It's not a very serious newspaper. They tend to exaggerate things all the time. Take this with a grain of salt.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I haven't been to alberta but it checks out for albertans that have come here that I have worked with in oil related steel trades.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Sampling bias; Albertans working in O&G are going to be the shittiest people our province has to offer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Yeah but more popular than in the US? C'mon.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I mean I certainly hope not, but there is no shortage of canadians saying they will vote for trump when they have no voting rights in the states and even sometimes hanging banners on some highway overpasses. More than trumpers though its mostly the anti abortion losers that haul giant posters of aborted goop like its going to make me feel anything other than disdain for the people displaying the poster in areas where kids can see.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

They're cherry-picking the most right-wing province and comparing it to the entire US averaged as a whole. The claim doesn't surprise me at all.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I live in rural Alberta and it's pretty rare for anyone to profess admiration for the orange shitbird. It's usually the people nobody likes to be around anyway.

I call bullshit on this article.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

The trick is that they’re cherry-picking the most right-wing province and comparing it to the entire US averaged as a whole.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I hope you're right because rural Alberta was why we have Danielle Smith as Premier. She's a lunatic.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Good fucking god I hate Albertans

-An Albertan

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago

As an Albertan, ew

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)

the issue is that the people who do actually like him really like him, recently it's gotten to freakishly cult-like levels

[–] fujiwara 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Well yeah recently, if you live under a rock

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Recently in geological terms.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They're welcome to him. I suspect even for oil-loving Albertans, stupid tough-guy posturing is more appealing than the reality of Donald fuckin' Trump actually being in charge of anything about your life.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

If you read the article it's still -13%.

So, pretty brain-dead to interpret that as wanting him.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just FYI, Alberta is the Arkansas of Canada

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I'm thinking a cold West Texas: oil and cattle.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Isn't Alberta full of stupid red necks?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

It is the Texas of Canada... And sometimes they forget they aren't actually Texas

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

The fantasy is always better than the real thing.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Hey Canadian friends, what happened to that lunatic that proclaimed herself the queen of Canada and convinced her caravan followers to stop paying their bills and stuff? I haven't really seen anything about her in a while. I remember towns were barring her and her followers from entering, but I think that's the last I heard.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

She's still around. Laying low for the most part but still screwing with peoples lives.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

DJT is most popular in Russia, China and North Korea!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Nah they just want somebody to do what they want and Trump was that somebody in the past. As soon as he isn't useful any more, they will drop him like somebody falling from a window.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Only if he moves to Taber. Or Mayerthorpe. Or Edmonton. Them good ole AB cuntry folk love them some authoritarian figure-heads. Have fun, 34-times-convicted-felon.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Isn't Edmonton the Liberal / NDP powerhouse of Alberta?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

We certainly love moronic elected officials fml

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

He's also more popular in Russia. Let them have him.

With any luck he'll bitch about lack of McDonald's and fall out a window.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Alberta, the Texas of the North... full of degens

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Now that's comedy

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