The terrible English just made me angrier and angrier as I went through it.
this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2024
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I saw the first 2 lines and was like...here comes the migraine.
Not as bad as Corey Feldman, I hate to say it
But muh rigt to spel wong
Their excellent spelling and grammar assures me that this is someone who certainly knows what they're talking about
Sum papers.
SovCit is 100% lying. This never happened. They just want to continue to spread their wrong ideas.
I hate trying to decipher posts like this.
I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul
Sorry, had to finish the quote
No, I appreciate it! Couldn't find a complete gif that didn't look thoroughly nuked.
"Legal Ease"
People like this almost never read or write, which is why their correspondence is like this.
If you’re driving to, say, the store to get some milk, wouldn’t that count as travelling for business? There would be a transaction involved.
No, because you just travel privately, the travel ends, conveniently there's a store there (that's why they're called convenience stores), you do your business (no drive through!), and then you travel home with your souvenirs.
Can someone translate this to English?
Honestly I found it really easy to read - not sure what that says about me though. I often find this illiterate text-to-speech style is “easier” to decipher when I read it out loud (albeit in my head). I’m not sure if that last sentence will make sense to everybody.
The person is writing "I'm stupid and uniformed" over and over again.
Yet more evidence that anything that goes well for them is cops/clerks/judges/etc who don't think they're creating an imminent danger and don't want to deal with their shit that day.
I mean, I can't really blame them. Who's paid enough to deal with SovCits?
Interestingly Syesha Mercado from American Idol seems to have become a sovcit.
This guy is going to a lot of trouble he doesn't need to. I mean, the "non commercial" limitation is due to a law of the land. But all he has to do is convey that vehicle to a boat ramp and let it touch water from time to time. Now it is no longer a land vehicle; it is a maritime vessel, portaging overland between ports. It is now immune to the laws of the land, and the laws of the sea don't have a "non-commercial" limitation.
You do need to remove the "private" placard from your conveyance, and affix a "maritime" placard instead. And I'd be happy to ~~grift you~~ sell you such a placard.
I've often wondered how many of the sovcit posts are honeypots made by local cops.
I very much doubt they want to encourage these people.
Absolutely zero
Yur
That is legal ease.
Not gunna beleive what happens next!
They figured out how to make a superscript 5 but can't type "for" or "to". Amazing
Ask'd. So strange yet so beautiful
Just incredible stuff. People like this need to be tracked and catalogued so we can understand them better
The ADL and Southern Poverty Law Center do, but I don't think they have half the exposure to them I do.