What. If this is a real post what you should do is what everyone should always do and never talk to cops. Don't talk about where you're going or what you're doing or where you've been or what you saw just don't ever talk to cops about anything ever for any reason. The only thing you say to cops is "am I being detained", "am I free to go", and "I want to talk to my lawyer." There's no other words that should ever be said to a cop.
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Oh so don’t reply to you then
Am I a cop?
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i dunno but it sure smells like bacon around here
There's no other words that should ever be said to a cop.
Depending on the state, you also need to identify yourself upon request
"Asking questions like that is bad for your health, officer."
This has to be a bit
I agree.
Joined 17 days ago
But it's a good bit.
The second cop comes with his sausage pizza, nobody gets the sausage slice so it’s obvious they haven’t been here before.
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But I wonder if it's been copy and pasted.
This is a weird post
“You know the owner?” He asks me, I finish my first slice and then open my can of cherry soda. I always eat the first slice without drinking soda and then start drinking as I get to my second slice. Again, I ignore the question.
This is a green text
why would you ever talk to a cop
Death to America
Thought you were writing a text version of a movie scene, waiting for someone to catch the reference, but I guess not?
Is the vintage glass soda bottle collection okay?
Please tell me they didn't disturb the random license plates and faded picture of a local politician from the 1970s.
Everyone sucks here because none of you ordered garlic knots or a margherita slice....
But if this is serious, idk just keep patronizing your favorite pizza place. Cops probably won't come back and if they do, take it up with the owner. "hey man can you tell these cops to fuck off lol"
Call Big Paulie, the cops know not to fuck around with Big Paulie.
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Assuming this is no joke, Idk, you can plead the 5th in the U.S.S?