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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I begrudge having Antelope Internet when we could have a more inclusive Antler Internet.

[–] BumpingFuglies 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah, you mean the Antlernet, home of the Herdiverse.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Funded by DERPA

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't mess with this particular old god

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Where can I find this mount?

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

You summoned the crypto bros.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Actually blockchain is going to change the world.

Any minute now…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

And the few people still into blockchain will be like "what if we combined both blockchains and neural networks?"...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's similarly hyped but deep learning has real applications wherever huge amounts of data are involved. The only application to blockchain tech is online crime.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not really. You can use crypto to make non-criminal transactions too. You sound exactly like EU politicians, "if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear". Are you saying that you don't need privacy with your transactions? If privacy is outlawed, only outlaws will have privacy. And it's the same with crypto.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

Theoretically yes. But practically, the whole tech hasn't reached any noteworthy application at the same age as the Android OS.

The tech is garbage because of its inefficiency and blockchain's only selling point, trustlessness, is a lie because you have to trust someone eventually to get your tokens - or your notary substitute not to fuck up the code of your smart contract (lol).

This only works for criminals in countries that don't give a shit if you scam foreigners, like Russia, for example. They know full well who those criminals are though. But that's fine. Blockchain tech never was meant for privacy (how could it with the ledger being public?)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I definitely like having some money that doesn’t rely on the stability of the government

[–] sp3tr4l 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does your power grid rely on the government?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

single governments collapse all the time, and even ones that don’t occasionally invalidate their currency for other reasons. My particular government does not seem the most stable right now.

[–] sp3tr4l 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Thats true but you didn't answer my question.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If the US government fails, everyone is going down. That's a singularity event. By which I mean we can't usefully prepare for whatever happens next. At best, we can do some prepper shit, but hiding in a prepper hole isn't something that works in the long run, and sure as hell isn't a desirable life.

Cryptocurrency means nothing in this scenario.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Personally I don’t think a successful coup or similar in the US would destroy other major powers, though it would certainly cause another global financial crisis.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It would. In some ways, the 2008 financial crisis hurt the EU more than it hurt the US, even though all the problems originated in the US. By 2010, the US was looking like the best place to put your money.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Indeed, that’s why I said it would probably cause another global financial crisis. I don’t think their governments would collapse just because the US’s did though. Brettin Woods would be dead and would need to be replaced, plus a lot of IMF loans would need to be reformulated

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Oh, yes it would. The global economy flows entirely through the US dollar as a reserve currency. If it goes, everything goes. China can't sell anything to Europe, Europe can't buy oil from the Middle East, and the Middle East becomes a power vacuum. Given time, these could be worked out, but not before their governments collapse.

That's why BRICs have been looking to disentangle themselves from the USD, even to the point of floating the idea of their own currency union. That's a terrible idea for other reasons (it'd let China put a noose around the other three), but there's a reason behind it.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

We're already in a cyberpunk dystopia, I want arm improvements dammit!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I really hope some rich people lose a ton of money when the hype settles

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They wont, it's the normal people who'll lose the rich people money.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Regular people will lose a bunch of jobs in the process, as they try to replace workers with AI. Then as the AI inevitably fucks up, the companies that fix this will start to fail, and no longer be in a position to hire new human employees to fix the problem. So unemployment will go up, and only the large monopolies or oligarchies will be able to recover. So overall, this is going to suck.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It feels a little dot com boom 2.0

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It feels exactly that. (Even down to the reliance on massive purchasing of new hardware.) but the effects will be much more widespread, as it won’t just be geographically in some tech areas, since this will touch a bunch of non-tech jobs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So, is nvidia the cisco of this cycle?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yup

Edit: or the Sun Microsystems

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sharing this post I made 5 months ago:

I'm an IT consultant and I had a meeting with AWS yesterday. My manager asked me to give the AWS team an overview of our solution so they could see what they could use for a new program they were pitching our clients. That's all the information I had, so I started the meeting by saying "I'm not sure what you all are proposing, so I'm going to give you a high level but please let me know where you need more details."

After I had finished giving my overview, I tried to get more info out of them about what they were proposing to build. I shit you not, their response was that they wanted to "build an app that allowed the business to run with AI and ML (Machine Learning).”

They didn't say, "we want to solve X and Y problems" or "enable Z functionality." Literally their entire goal was to build something with AI. I'm glad I wasn't on camera or in person, because I literally face-palmed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Time to "build" a D&D campaign with an LLM as the DM.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

If someone poured a shitload of money into it, and had actual humans on quality control and some writing... You could generate a setting with a bunch of NPCs who have generated back stories and connections and shit.

And it would still come out as some of the blandest of bland as for as game went. But hey, a bad game is better than no game right?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Ah. Interesting.

[–] Jolteon 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey, I totally back arm improvements.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You have an arm on your back?

Wild flex butt ok.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Butt-chugging; AKA Anal Imbibement

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This boy's got the look of a future Supreme Court Justice.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
[–] sp3tr4l 8 points 1 month ago

Aristocratic Ineptitude

Antisocial Interlocutor

Amiable Incompetence

Aesthetic Impersonator

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The last one is a cleverly disguised "Datenelch".

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