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Is Federation sun screen just that good? Does the standard Federation checkup include un-tanning? I am at a loss for any explanation.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Its the same condition that turns his hair purple, he's really sensitive about it

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I bet he bleaches his wormhole.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

A funny answer. On a more serious note, it is confirmed Boimler dyes his hair purple in LD 3x01 "Grounded".

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty sure Boims would wear suncreen at all times and re-apply at least five times a day, every day.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

While a part of me has every confidence that young Boimler would be depicted as equally pale, tans fade away if not maintained by lifestyle or choice, and Boimler has been in Starfleet for a bit now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This feels like the most reasonable answer, honestly. I hadn't considered it because I live in the Southwestern US and often get a lot of sun exposure.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In depth open ended thought provoking questions like should really be in DaystromInstitute

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yeh. I just feel like this is one of those questions that’s so dumb it doesn’t belong on Daystrom.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Boims is an indoor kid

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

He lives in a starship and isn’t bothered about sunbathing. He’s a nerd.