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I'll start off with one, Being upset about a breakup that happened hundreds of years ago.

Edit 1:

  • Heath death of the universe, Death of the sun, etc, does not count. I feel like focusing on this is an overused point.

Edit 2:

  • Loneliness does not count. I feel like we all know immortality means you'll miss people and lose them.
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Repeated surgical corrections for your ever growing earlobes

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

You'd procrastinate things for 100s of years, until at one point you're simply no longer able to do it. Wanted to domesticate a saber-tooth cat some day? Too bad, they're extinct now. Wanted to visit the baths in ancient Rome? Well, it is not the same Rome anymore, and all the baths' floors are cold.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Not being able to kill yourself.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Based on your question, you might dig the book β€œBoat of a Million Years.” The author put quite a bit of thought into just that.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boat_of_a_Million_Years

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If other people are also immortal, the awkwardness of all of them eventually becoming your exes

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The amount of shitting and wiping I d imagine you’d have to do, hemorrhoids would likely be unbearable overtime

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Bidets and butt hoses.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Having potentially thousands of years of embarassing moments of social awkwardness to think about. And, over the aeons, being relieved when the people you know and love die because they won't remember the things you're so ashamed of.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Nobody:

Your brain: remember that time you said the wrong word in 1374?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

You'll be perpetually behind the times. People tend to get set in their ways even by their 30s. You'll constantly lag behind the trends, language, and tastes of the younger generation...

If you were the first to be immortal, you may not have the best version of immortality and it may render you incompatible with better, future types of immortality. Like magical regeneration that prevents you from getting a personality upload to a cyberbrain that is a million times faster and smarter than the squishy biological brain.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Getting imprisoned for thousands of years unable to get out.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

On a long enough timeframe, even the strongest-willed will want to die eventually

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Friends, family, and lovers dying before you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

On one hand, you have eternity to come to grips with everything you've done. On the other hand, it might take eternity to come to grips with everything you've done.

Seeing all of your friends and family die, knowing you'll never stop missing them.

Having the perspective of centuries. Seeing society make the same mistakes over and over again because they forget, but you never do. It would drive me mad. Already does, considering I have the ability to, and have, read history. I just imagine living it over and over to be tedious.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Either "Boredom: After some time you have seen basically everything." or "Can't keep up: The world changes so fast, and I'm, stuck in a mindset I acquired in 1543".

And: Bureaucratic nightmare. "We have you on file as being born in 1924, but you don't really look like a centennial. Can I see your passport instead of that of your great-grandfather, please?"

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Family meals that take 3 restaurants No retirement

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I don’t think you’d remember a break up from hundreds of years ago, let alone be upset about it.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Being eaten by sea anemones, tuna, sharks, swordfish, sea turtles, penguins, and other jellyfish.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_dohrnii#Predation

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Having to listen to that Queen song, forever.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

If the ultra rich find you out, you can expect lab-rat life, at least until all modern systems collapse. Death is the only thing those suckers fear, because regardless of their net worth, it comes for all, even if late. They would do anything to find out your trick

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Either humanity gradually grows to despise you for your ancient morals

or they don't ever meaningfully surpass where we're at today.

[–] AI_toothbrush 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Btw if you were actually immortal, after a while you would just go into shock and enter a vegetative state from all the psychological stress.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

How can you be sure?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

And after a while you’d come out of that state

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Forgetfulness. Think how forgetful people get after having lived a normal lifespan, now go for a few thousand+ years and you’ve probably forgotten whole centuries of your life. This is actually the premise of a solo journaling game Thousand Year Old Vampire, you have to cross out and forget memories as you progress through the game, just forgetting whole parts of your life.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

There's a Doctor Who episode with that idea in it too, the Doctor saves a girl in Viking times but brings her back forever, and when he meets her in mediaeval times she has a whole library of books that are just her memories that she's written down over the years.

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