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ID: Sammy Nickalls @sammynickalls tweets:

ladies: the day after Halloween, don't forget to buy all the discounted blood capsules to keep in your mouth when men tell you to smile

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Bonus image, for illustrative purposes:

ID: Woman minding her own business, a man comes up behind her and says "hey baby, smile for me", she turns and smiles, her eyes glowing and mouth bleeding

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"That's what I love about these vampire girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age..."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I am Sammy’s smirking revenge.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

I'm a dude, I've definitely been told to smile before in public by total strangers.

What does this mean. Internet tell me what to feel.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

It means they have main character syndrome.

[–] Darohan 2 points 3 weeks ago

It means they're trying to take a nice photo and you're spoiling the mood /s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

How to use blood capsules to avoid unwanted conversation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I use them when my boss asks if I can stay late.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Joke's on you I'm into that shit (that shit being practical effects)