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submitted 2 weeks ago by dch82 to c/shittyadmin

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Now we process 0 transactions/second.

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[–] possiblylinux127 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Invest in some fog machines. It is time to go full cloud.

[–] dch82 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For the authentic cloud experience our CTO managed to convince the board to buy us a hot-air balloon to host our services on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Well that's a silly idea without the ability to fill the balloon from a ready source of hot ai--

Nevermind.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Ah Boss says we don't need server"

"What we do with server then?"

"Throw out window, just takes space"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"But we have no Windows"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

"Throw out Linux then"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

A friend of mine has just pivoted into the massively-growing 'resource repatriation' sector.