I am Joe's intestinal tract.
this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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after a few days in the web we are all shit
That we are.
...and then you come out at the ass end of the internet (a.k.a. 4chan)
I am a polyp that lives in the gastrointestinal internet tract and I do not want to leave.
Oh, so that’s where the term “shitpost” comes from.
This sounds like trivia.
Mushroom?
You're a reactant in the internets catabolic reactions used to power it's anabolic reactions?! I mean, I hope you're okay, but at least the internet is moving to renewables!
Youtube, reddit, facebook. Careful algorithms to maximize my exposure to advertising membranes, to absorb nutrients out of my bank account.
Sounds more like a parasite than a heterotropic organism. If you were in the GI tract, it'd be a heterotroph, which means you'd be a one time use. But since it's consistently exposing you to situations where it's the main beneficiary, seems like it's parasitic and just taking you for all it can without much care for the repercussions.
wut