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Next Call of Duty game to be set during the War on Christmas (newsthump.com)

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[–] solsangraal 48 points 5 days ago

they're trying to joke about it, but the "we are victims of persecution" bullshit from the christofascist right never fails to bubble up somewhere every fucking year

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago

I've always wanted a "war on christmas" veteran hat

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

I'm joining the war on christmas on the side of DRUGS

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Until St. Nicholas abides by the Black Friday Accord the war on Christmas will never end.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

One radio station went all Christmas in like mid October. I think the station owners said "fuck it we're going on vacation for the rest of the year" but yeah waaay too soon. Let me enjoy fall, even the gloomy grey part.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Well somebody's gotta be on the side of against Christmas for it to make any sense, might as well be me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Respawn Hard is a Christmas movie.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

They joke but Rising Storm 2's Army Men Christmas mode was fantastic

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I'd totally play that. Get your bullshit out of November you capitalist ghouls. October & November are allied under the Halloween banner to wage this war and I'll be damned if I back down.

Literally. My fiancee isn't allowed to put up the damned tree until December.