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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The only moral abortion is my abortion!

Hope she learns from this shit that her choices have consequences. Vote better next time

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Judging her type if I had to place a bet the next thing she's gonna do is trying to sue the next best (probably innocent) person for the biggest bullshit reasons just to feel better. (And maybe go to a more liberal state to get an abortion)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wonder if it was more an assumption that the rules only applied to viable pregnancies.

I mean I'm pro-choice but I'd assume anyone pushing to ban abortion is aiming to prevent viable pregnancies from being terminated while still allowing medically necessary or unviable pregnancies to be terminated.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Youd be quite disappointed

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Nah. The point of this is to punish women for having sex.

If they die, the harlot shouldn’t have spread her legs.

If she was raped - no she wasn’t.

The whole point is to punish women for taking control of our bodies and then becoming full citizens. Cis white men HATE women.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The most fucked up thing about most Leopards Ate My Face types is that the leopard always eats someone else’s face first. This smug turd-lady voted for years to punish everyone she didn’t like. I feel sorry for what a hateful human she is

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

And she will go back to being a piece of shit after her ordeal, assuming she survives.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago

So she got what she voted for? I don't see an issue

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Oh my god the end of that article is brutal... Yes, leopards eating faces and all, but holy shit that response was heartless

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 days ago

Being heartless is a basic requirement for being Republican.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

They believe she is a piece of trash, not a person, so what did she expect to be treated like. Used her for her vote, and then threw her away.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Yes, heartless as she as been heartless. Brutal as she was. Live by the sword? Well ya know the rest 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

She did it to herself. Not a drop of sympathy from me.

[–] [email protected] 230 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I love that they referred her to an anti-abortion crisis center, because there's a 99% chance they'll just tell her the same "pro-life" garbage she's been spewing and send her ass home.

Remember, God makes no mistakes 🤗

[–] [email protected] 126 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (8 children)

I really do hate myself for a lack of sympathy in this situation, but these people need to experience what they’re doing to everyone else.

What’s sad is that people who agree with her won’t see the threat to her life as a valid reason either. They don’t know her so they don’t care for her. They’ll lump her in with the people they torment outside of Planned Parenthood regularly.

Just another woman who spread her legs and is too cowardly to accept the will of god.

I’ll be honest, I’m burned out. I need a break from morons and their stories. I really do.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I have accepted that two things can be trust at once: I can be sad for her and amused at the leopard eating her face. I have no problem containing both of those emotions at the same time without hating myself one ounce.

jumper

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

She is the leopard eating her face. I see no reason to be sad. She is dying for her beliefs, a martyr.

It wasn't part of her plan but (her) God chose her for this. We should she be happy. She should be happy. This is (her) God's will.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I've given up on being sympathetic for people who actively try to put these things in place. Like, I'm just jaded now. You voted for this. Congratulations, if this is fatal for your stupid decisions, that's on you. I'm sympathetic to the people with brains who knew this would happen, those people get my sympathy and caring.

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[–] [email protected] 286 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 88 points 2 days ago

Literally the Republican Way™©®

It disgusts me to no end. "It's wrong and should be punished until it happens to me!"

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[–] [email protected] 267 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Privileged people do get an exception - they can afford to fly to another state for an abortion.

People like this think they're part of the in group because they're white or christian, but the only war is class war. To our rulers we're all the enemy.

[–] [email protected] 198 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My fucking Trumpy brother in law has this attitude. He lives in the south, votes for Trump, and has a wife, two daughters, and a son. His wife has had a couple of complicated pregnancies that, had they happened now in the place they currently live, could well have resulted in her death. His attitude when asked 'what if one of your daughters gets raped?' is to say he can just fly her somewhere else to get an abortion, because he has money. Fuck you, dude.

[–] [email protected] 120 points 2 days ago (17 children)

These are people who don't want rights, they want privileges. They don't want equality, they want hierarchy. They can't say "gimme gimme", they say "take America back".

From who? Americans. They want to take what you have. Now that Republicans control the Federal Government they will start to take from each other.

This literally happened during the first Trump administration. Does no Trump supporter remember how they all fought for attention and sucked so badly?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Yeah, if you can get a MAGAt to be honest with you, at some point, the core of what they want comes down to, "I support Trump because I want people who are different than me to have more misery in their life than I do."

If that means taking on some extra misery themselves, be so be it, as long as it's even worse for them.

It's a sad type of cruelty.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

People who voted for the Leopard Eating People’s Faces party suddenly shocked when the leopard eats their face.

And sadly, most won’t learn that lesson.

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[–] balderdash9 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When was this? A lot of these posts from the last decade are resurfacing now (for obvious reasons)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Looks like Oct. 18, 2022 according to the source article listed elsewhere in the comments.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Bet you she still voted Trump this year

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wouldn’t be so sure. She has since appeared in a campaign ad with the democratic Missouri senator candidate in the 2022 midterms, moved out of Missouri, and sued the hospital in Kansas for denying care under the EMTALA. Her opinion piece on CNN (https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/27/opinions/emtala-scotus-ruling-emergency-abortion-idaho-farmer/index.html) is particularly harrowing in describing her experience and advocates for federal abortion rights.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well good for her for changing her mind. It's easy to laugh at people like her but I think we need to have more compassion for these people. All the spiteful people on this website often make me more mad than these dipshit republicans.

I had a lot of shitty views indoctrinated into me during my upbringing and it's taken me years of self work and reflection to become the leftist I am today. My growth didn't happen because people made fun of me, it happened because a close friend of mine cared about me and wanted me to become a better person.

tl;dr: laughing at republicans solves nothing and just makes you feel good about yourself, which is not a horrible thing in itself but something more leftists need to be aware of imo.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

And she learns nothing

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The Only Moral Abortion is My Own.

[–] [email protected] 150 points 2 days ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

I was going to make a leopards ate my face joke, but then I realized this IS the LAMF group!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (4 children)

"Farmer" and "White". Name a more American duo

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

"Things that really should not be run for profit" and "running them for profit anyway because socialism bad"

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[–] [email protected] 131 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The only moral abortion is MY abortion!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Makes you wonder how Ms "pretty pro-life" votes

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Schadenfreude!

ETA: I’ll take the downvotes on this one. Shower your disapproval. Fuck this lady and her leopard eaten face.

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 2 days ago

Reminds me of brexit. You were warned, lady. You just chose not to listen because you didn’t think it would have a negative impact on you.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 days ago

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

-Francis M. Wilhoit

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"First they came for..." you fucking ghouls.

You signed a death warrant for us all and for our children's supposed future, and your ignorance and cowardice was the ink.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

Rules for thee, but not for me.

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