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Support while on vacation? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/shittyadmin

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Like all the best technology departments, I'm a one man army rockstar. That's a problem when I'm a bottle of everclear deep into my holiday plans, and I don't think I can get away with hiding another replacement cellphone in the budget if I throw mine in the lake again.

So how do you guys keep everything running while you're out?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I feed every single byte of data that goes through our system into an AI model, then let it answer the support hotline.

I've been ~~on vacation~~ "working from home" for 2 years now.

[–] possiblylinux127 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So how are you doing a shitty job?

What I would do is just put Kevin in charge of IT. He has worked in finance his whole life so he knows things.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Well, I was thinking I could empower my users to solve their own problems, and just give them all domain admin.

unjerk

Probably should have put that in the OP, but I was trying to make a post that would be an easy setup for people to respond with horrible ideas like that.